molly goggles

When one ingests MDMA, and believes people look much more attractive than they really are.

fuck i thought that guy was so hot, and then i saw him the next day. i had molly goggles last night.

by bkkb September 24, 2017

Goggles Off

A term marking the end of douche-baggery. After one has removed his or her goggles--either literally or figuratively--he or she is relieved of acting like, looking like, or feeling like a jackass. Generally used as a word of advice.

For literal situations:

S: Hey dude, I like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. It's silly and cool 'cause there's no need for either of those things right now!

B: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too. You really like it?

S: No, take your goggles off, you look like a motherfucker.

For everyday "goggle" situations:
Perhaps you're at a party...

S: Hey, you're acting like a real ass... maybe this should be your last drink, 'cause you don't wanna be "that guy."

B: Don't tell me what to do! I'll drink more just to spite you.

S: Take your goggles off, man.

by hellocurly2 January 1, 2011

Gym Goggles

Similar to beer goggles but happens at a gym when an average woman looks hotter because she is in spandex.

Kristy wasn't very hot, but when wearing spandex guys got gym goggles and thought she was a total milf.

by Spankin95 March 20, 2015

aviation goggles

When someone falls asleep and you rest your balls on their eyes

Johnny just fell asleep I’m going to give home some aviation goggles

by Fred#69 March 18, 2021

BL goggles

1. A term used to describe the constant fantasy pairings of 2 straight men in homoromantic situations. Not literal goggles more moreover an "expression" 2. the act of shipping 2 straight men in homoromantic fantasies.

Jenny: I saw you checking out Chad and Jack yesterday at the gym, you're crushing hard it looks like
Heather: no, I just have really tight BL goggles on right now.

by hitsumuffin October 25, 2016

Goggle-nesia

forgetting what you were going to search for while browser is starting up.

I am sitting at the google prompt, and can't remeber what I was going to search for, this goggle-nesia is killing me

by ICan'tRemember99 September 4, 2010

shame goggles

You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.

Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!

Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.

by Melly D. August 21, 2011