I vote con

Phrase used on the internet (founded by a man going under the alias of Flamecrest) to express your disapproval in a longer sentence than 'No.' or 'GTFO.' Counterpart of 'To vote pro'.

"We shoud totally have a Urban Dictionary sub-forum!"
"Hell no, I vote con."

by FDman May 18, 2010

Bing-Con

When bing's search results are so poor you begin to doubt your own sanity. Derived as a parody of 'ret-conned'

"I really got confused when I looked up the definition of sakes, truly was a bing-con"

by JoyEmpire August 05, 2021

fat con

When you manipulate your family, friends, or significant other into ordering food that you like in the hopes they will not be able to finish their meal and you could eat some.

fat con
"I'm thinking about getting the shrimp parmigiana hero."
"Really? I hope the shrimp is good. Have you had it before? The calzones look delicious."
"You're not worried about how the shrimp is. You're working the fat con, aren't you?"

by Mr Yellovich July 14, 2016

con-dom

The magical, mystical, heavenly home of all the prisoners in the universe.

Bob, the anal rapist, was about to get a key to con-dom heaven, the judge would for sure throw the bookie at him and he prepared for the wurst prison possible. A year at the most, he said to himself as the word "life" sizzled into his penis sized brain. His heart raced. Beads of sweat...Bob: "A year in heaven is less than I deserved, butt thank you sir! I shall do my best to keep them al happy!" (www . youtu.be/-48OFresMkI)

by You rReal Name July 09, 2020

Post Con Syndrome

Also known as PCS, Post Con Syndrome is self explanatory. Basically it's the feeling you get after any con (E.x: Anime con, Comic con, etc) that's like the hype you had during the con. Sometimes it can last for days, weeks, even months.

Ugh, Kumoricon was so fun, I have Post Con Syndrome from it. And I love it.

by cactus5390 February 21, 2016

Grifter and a Con Artist

He's doing the exact same thing Jordan Peterson is doing.

Hym "If Andrew Tate is Grifter and a Con Artist how is Jordan Peterson not? The both even have their own little academy!"

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

Con-Way Street

A Con-Way Street is a situation where a deal or contract is made which, by using deceit and trickery, only actually has a positive outcome for one of the people signing.

Based on the phrase 'One-Way Street' and the word 'Con'.

“So he was conned pretty bad in that deal?”
“Yea, it was a Con-Way Street.”

by C L G February 14, 2020