paper-whip

To document an action or activity without actually performing the action or witnessing the activity.

Architect: I needed a retaining wall design so I just paper-whipped it with copy from another job.

Nuclear Technician 1: Hey, my geiger counter is broken and I need to fill out this report for the NRC, what am I gonna do?
Nuclear Technician 2; No problem, the readings were 17, 12 and 5 - all well within limits and believable. That's what you call a good old-fashioned paper-whippin', now let's go get us some liquor.

by Kongfire January 2, 2008

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whipping the bishop

Yet another way to describe self pleasure

"Man I had a rough day, I need to relieve some stress and start whipping the bishop".

by BOX8 June 11, 2008

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Titty-Whipped

The act of captivating and controlling a male with only the use of your bare breasts.

Xander was Titty-Whipped by Destiney after she showed him a reveling picture of her boobs.

by Dr_awesomepants October 6, 2012

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dick whipped

when a man controls the relationship and the girl does anything the man wants her to.

jenni is dick whipped

by un_known August 21, 2007

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stool whip

When a sexual partner is standing vertically, spreading the legs 30 degrees apart, at which point an aerosol can of whipped cream is inserted anally. The trigger is pressed, opening the can and forcing mostly CO2 and some cream into the stool. After 10-20 seconds, a sensation in the lower bowels occur, signaling the partner on the receiving end of the insertion to release the compressed gasses and byproducts onto the other partner's face, or dessert of choice that will be consumed by the opposite partner.

Mary-Jane stool whipped onto my pastry creating a strawberry fartcake. It was delicious

by mr jasmine November 23, 2009

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