tongue stab

Basically using your tongue as a sword and stabbing it into the women’s asshole

Person1: hey baby can I tongue stab you?
Person2: Ight

by TheFirstBigOunce June 17, 2019

joe's tongue

A dildo found in Chelsie's Pussy.

YO! Joe's tongue goes so deep, it reaches my womb!

by Bubbadabully May 14, 2020

Clover tongue

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.

NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*

Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-

Clover tongues are impossible

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

cracker tongue

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.

Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"

by TeamPlaya69 April 29, 2016

ass tongue

When licking an anus with a hemorrhoid. French kissing a butthole with a hemorrhoid

This weekend I went over Stacey’s house. Ate her ass and she had an ass tongue

by Bboiflo January 15, 2018

Gangonic tongue

A language where every sentence contains gang

Me and my gangatrons from the land of gangolia are studying to become gangolegists by practicing our Gangonic tongue

by Gangolagist June 08, 2022

tongue porn

Pornography which contains sexually stimulating images or videos of open mouths with various licking images or random sexual poses of the tongue . Used by any sex to enhance masterbation

example:
I know a girl on the internet that had the sexiest tongue porn If ever saw. So, I paid her $250 USA to lick the air while I jerked off. It took less than 2 minutes and she didn't even show me her nipple. Now that's some good tongue porn !

by McManson McManson April 18, 2015