Swedish Jacuzzi

Lots of cum being poured on something or someone.

Like it’s counter part the real Swedish Jacuzzi is pouring beef tallow on something.

The only difference is cum and a LOT of it.

John: Hey did you hear that they are doing the Swedish Jacuzzi back there?
Mark: *gags*

by BrokeBob404 September 30, 2020

Swedish tricycle

Whilst fingering a girl and choking her with your foot

Bart was effing his girl when Jodi asked for a swedish tricycle when she would’ve preferred a polish bikeride yaaaaaaaaa

by McGee888 December 16, 2021

Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

Swedish scammer

Same as indian scammers but they do something else. They say for example Gongrats you won scams that you open presents. And when you tap on one of these it comes up a porn image.

Denis: Oh no a swedish scammer! I can not remove the virus!
Scammer: Hahahahaha

by Shotgunner922 March 27, 2019

Swedish Goggles

When you hang your nuts over a girls forehead and they cover her eyes like a pair of goggles.

"After I busted a nut I laid my dick on her head and gave her Swedish goggles"

by Uncle Virg December 3, 2020

swedish milk

When you’re having anal and the guy pulls out so hard that shit gets suctioned out of the ass and then you vomit bc that shit is nasty. The aftermath is called Swedish Milk

Guy 1: you won’t believe what happened last night!
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: let’s just say I have swedish milk all over my carpet....

by boxeshavefeelings July 4, 2018

Swedish Bite

A phrase that is used when everyone refuses to finish the last “bite” or portion of food at the table.

Usually shown as a sign of respect

“We have one more cupcake left. Are you going to eat it?”
“I can’t. It’s the Swedish bite”

by Cowchiemane February 26, 2022