Gristle Ring

Gristle Ring: Noun A direct result of over straining to move a heavy object leads to blowing out the meaty part of the spincther.

Grandson: I'll move those boxes Grandpa!

Grandpa: Watch yourself boy them sum bitches are heavy, careful you don't blow your Gristle Ring clean out your drawers!

by Booosted and juiced September 09, 2011

dooky ring

The circle of crusty, unwashed, hard to reach shit residue that surrounds someone's asshole.

Brad: Yo, you finally tried tossing the salad with Michelle last night?
Tony: Hell no, that girl got a dooky ring! I ain't going in all that!

by Will.B.Watching March 07, 2016

Grunt Ring

(noun)- Is the physical result of the sphincter making an indentation ring around a turd.

I took a dump today and it had 3 grunt rings on it.

Shelia has such a tight ass that I had two grunt rings on my dick when I pulled out of her ass.

by Cyanide Gas October 23, 2010

Ring of Biruzalyft

Ring of Biruzalyft: Worn under Kénji’s armor is a small silver ring glowing a yellowish sheen with green runes carved into it, The Ring of Biruzalyft grants the wearer complete nullification to sensory manipulation, and foresight of the wearers actions.

"The Ring of Biruzalyft is a relic originally held by Biruzalyft the relic stealer"

by Kénji Lescara February 10, 2019

Ring Burster

A Northern term for a homosexual.

Haway Gary man ya ring burster, hurry the fuck up.

by Flashback2006 February 02, 2023

Ring Burn

What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with tobasco sauce on his dick. The smell afterwards is ungodly and will take several hours to dissipate.

Joe had Ring Burn after drinking Chris and Caitys chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020

Ring stretcher

Stretching a females anus with your penis, akaanal

Ring stretcher,

Stretched the wife’s ring last night she is sore today as in I had anal sex with my wife and her anus is stretched

by Ktrain81 June 03, 2019