Post Function. The event that immediately follows a party or event. Includes only a sub-set of original attendees. Typically this is the primary source of embarrassing tales of debauchery and over-consumption of alcohol; however, it not to be missed. See afterparty. Derived from pre funk.
Mike: Holla, holla y'all. Post Funk at the Ironhead!
Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!
(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)
Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!
(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)
by twood August 20, 2007

by Jyahhh12 November 27, 2011

When someone comments on a facebook post (status) and totally kills it for anyone else wishing to comment or like.
Somone posts about a crazy party they were at the previous night, and one of their friends (often an outcast or parent) posts about how they shouldnt be doing things like that about the totally boring night they had at their house, a total post kill.
by chillwords 356 January 1, 2011

I was talking to micheal about how I wanna get rich before everybody is and he got a offended it’s just a general post
by Jungle bean September 13, 2020

"Hey man, I'll be back in about 15 minutes. I gotta drop a loan and do some inceptshit posting from the toilet."
by Mi General March 11, 2016

Referring to a theoretical point in time past resource scarcity, society, or economical system in which there is no shortage of most goods, and labour, for the most part, is not placed on humans. The idea stems from futurological concepts of a society that has advanced to such a point that most resources are not limited, and can be produced, oftentimes by robots or narrow AI, or other artificial mechanisms. In this society, there would be no conflicts over resources, and society would have reached its maximum efficiency.
by THEREALHYPEBOSS August 5, 2021

That pure, fleeting moment after your first sexual experience when it still hasn't settled that you're no longer a virgin.
"Yo woman let's do it again!"
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."
by Desmond White February 18, 2010
