safety piss

The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.

Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."

Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"

Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."

by Darren C August 31, 2010

Pissing the shit

To literally piss shit because someone has made you angry.

Quentin is pissing the shit out of Sarah.

by A real deal October 27, 2012

helecopter piss

A act when a male Starts to urinate and does several 360 degree spins until they have no more urine.

Guys get ready to do the helecopter piss where gonna spins just like a helicopter propeller .

by Evilmonkey2ko April 20, 2018

Pissed as a Chook

A Word of New Zealand origin and slang to indicate extreme intoxication after overindulgance in alcohol

Jerrys downed 15 export golds and 2 JDs and coke and is now pissed as a chook.

by Pol Pothead November 7, 2012

Palmer piss

v: the insane urge you have to pee after drinking a can full of Arnold Palmer.

hold on guys, I have to go take a real long palmer piss.

by hewhosmites October 2, 2010

maiden's piss

Aussie Slang for Cheap White Wine (circa 1970's - 1980's)

wine cheap wine white wine cheap white wine goon booze maiden's piss

by Peter Jackson's May 8, 2017

piss pie

Act in which one pisses in a Styrofoam plate places into freezer until frozen then slides frozen piss under victims door later to melt causing giant puddle of piss without ever having gone in the room.

Last night I piss pied Mike. This morning he was like " which one of you fucking asshole faces pissed on my fucking floor my fucking door was locked". Man he was fucking pissed.

by 1 pink 2 stink August 28, 2013