Harvest my Pumpkins

Used first and foremost by DJ Nassif of the MKE or "414". "Harvesting your Pumpkins" was come across accidentally to mean masturbating. The term is now widespread througout South Eastern Wisconsin and into the midwest.
Dude, want to play a game of NCAA 10?

Naw, man, I'm cool, I have to harvest my pumpkins soon.
by MKE Reporter 12 September 03, 2009
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pumpkin head deluxe

a pumpkin head deluxe is when you beat the shit out of somebody so bad till there face and head is so swolen that there it looks like a rotting pumpkin
"Man that niga keeps on violating the rueles of our set we gona half to give him a pumpkin head deluxe to show him whats good"
by chitownfool March 20, 2008
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carving a pumpkin

hey what are you doing in there?
carving a pumpkin.

cool...in the bathroom?
by chiahseed January 31, 2010
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pumpkin splooge

the "insides" of a pumpkin that are removed before carving
"i got pumpkin splooge all over me from makin this jack-o-lantern."
by ARCRUZ March 27, 2008
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Glasweigan Pumpkin Carver

When having sex with a man/woman (depending on sexuality) and you are about to climax, you pull out and finish yourself off while staring intently into their eyes. Preferably move to the other side of the room and keep face free of emotion.
Wilkins: Did you hear I did the glasweigan pumpkin carver with Josie?
Dalkingtoff: That sounds pointless, I don't know why you did that.
by Jolly Boy John January 24, 2013
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belaboring his pumpkin

1. beating the top of one's head

2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating

*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!
1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):

And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."

2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.
by Joe Everyman July 19, 2009
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pumpkin

hello my darling pumpkin!!!
by Ghetooznizle October 28, 2003
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