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Monday

Monday is "Maid dress Monday" so go get your maid dress and if you dont have one go and get one and put it on.
Friend: Hey go put your maid dress on now!

Other friend: Why?

Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!
by Tamara1268 October 30, 2021
mugGet the Mondaymug.

Monday

Slap every guys ass and say dump truck.
On Monday U see a random guy. "Slaps ass" you say u got that dump truck.
by Bigdaddycum April 19, 2021
mugGet the Mondaymug.

National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday, The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and as long as it is sent by the end of the day they have to send a video of them preforming the act of a pantie peel when they see your message. NO EXCEPTIONS!!
It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies
by Ladyforthemen November 15, 2022
mugGet the National pantie peel mondaymug.

porter on a monday

by Xeñon February 20, 2018
mugGet the porter on a mondaymug.

Mondays

Proxy label for referring to a particular group or clique, be it geographic, socio-economic, racial, religious or what have you. Used to facilitate covert bigotry when in public. The group for which Mondays is proxied to is generally known by the audience using/listening to the term.

From joke - "know why group guys are called Mondays?" *why?* "well, no one likes a Monday."
White guys Tad & Chad are drinking, when a group of friends, all black (or brown, Asian, doesn't matter, T&Ch are assholes...) enter the bar. Tad says "Let's finish up before they change the music to all rap and hip hop." Chad replies "Shit, always the same; nobody likes Mondays."
by Hashtagthatsnothowhashtagswork February 14, 2021
mugGet the Mondaysmug.

Monday Night Pedro

“If I score a hatrick tonight my girlfriend will let me pull a Monday Night Pedro”
by NaterTheHater November 20, 2021
mugGet the Monday Night Pedromug.

No Boner Monday

No Boner Monday is a day to challenge yourself, it is what it says.
Hey Josh! I see your boner, on No Boner Monday! WTF!
by Glunters_Exploration TTV November 1, 2020
mugGet the No Boner Mondaymug.

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