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mango sex

When a man inserts his penis into a mango, thrusts inside of it, and eventually ejaculates.

Or alternatively, if you're dealing with a male mango, the mango will insert it's gigantic throbbing member into a woman's "bagina" (or a man's, it's 2023 people, come on.)
John: hello my brotha
Kurt: I love mango
John: nice

Kurt: no not like that, I want to have mango sex
by MongusMongus July 30, 2023
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Forbidden Mango Yogurt

Sperm that is stored in a fridge and left to harden , after 3 months it turns into a yogurt consistency and is usually a mango yellow colour .
RC consumes forbidden Mango yogurt every night
by Roo-poo August 1, 2023
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Warm Mango

The "Warm Mango" is when a little boy wants to eat a mango but doesn't know how to open it so he then cuts through his hand in which case he decides to grip it like a gorilla and rip it open.
That there's a good o'l Warm Mango.
by Fralor_Mane April 1, 2024
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Mango Sticky Bollocks

The phrase to describe a excessively sweaty and sticky scrotum on a particularly hot and humid day. In reference to Mango Sticky Rice as Thailand has the perfect climate conditions to cause this sensation in the testicular region.
"How you are coping with the heat today?"

"Not great, I'm really sweaty and have an awful case of the mangies"

"mangies?"

"Yeah, you know, mango sticky bollocks"

"Oh right yeah, me too"
by anonymous April 13, 2024
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Mango

Mango er et udtryk brugt i omtale om en person der er "skør/loco"

Ordet stammer fra den kendte Monster: Mango Loco.
Herfra har ordet taget fat på det danske hverdagssprog, og er ved at stige til top over et at de mest bruge slang-ord i dagligdagen.

Rygterne i gaden lyder også på at svenskerne har taget ordet i brug, og da ordet er internationonalt, så skulle det ikke undre mig hvis jeg hører en tysk cykelist råbe "MANGO" næste gang jeg sejler til gran canária på min gummiged.
Person 1: Jeg har lige set en måge stjæle en pose Carletti Mini P-Tærter fra den gamle dame i elevatoren.

Person 2: "Bro, fuck det var mango sagt." / "Er du helt mango? " / "fuck hvor du mango.
by Dendanskeordguro April 18, 2024
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Warm Mango

The Warm Mango is of course a room temperature mango, that is being opened by a little boy who doesn't know how to open a mango, so they use a knife and ends up stabbing it through their hand like a jackass. Then in the mess of blood and mango they enjoy their sweet sweet room temperature mango.
Well that reminds me of the good ol Warm Mango
by Fralor_Mane May 2, 2024
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Mango Pop

literal abbreviation for "Mango Popsicle" , "Mango lollipop", or a more abstract "Mango pop icon slay"

created and first spoken by: cunt themselves

Inspired by viewing a pack of 'Vero Mango Lollipops' at CVS store #9794 (CA)

Mango pop exist because MANGOS ARE THAT BITCH and what else can they do but pop. Those who chant and spread the Mango Pop message share their love and favoritism for this tropical fruit and its iconic ability to always give mango. The Mango Pop chant (a repetitive, new age, techno style pop hit) forces those new listeners to question the mango and its greatness and their own relationship to the mango. Never mind the weirdo slay queen cunt who's chanting mango pop in your face. It's so rhythmic and oddly satisfying how these 3 syllables form the perfect up / down stress flow only to break off into a "pop , pop , pop" quick-beat break down every 3rd time Mango Pop is chanted it's a instant classic unforgettable catchy earworm that requires a mango release.

Soda, Juice, The Actual fruit, Candy, Smoothies, Popsicles, Ice Cream, Mangonadas!!!!

May you forever bless your taste buds and satisfy the Mango madness within.
" Mango pop ,

Mango pop ,

Mango, pop, pop, pop..

mango pop..." (repeat until satisfied, The chant exists for the mango-less moment as well)
by anonymous May 5, 2024
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