Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on
by Christophlak March 30, 2024
Get the Jared's Earsmug. The most fattest bussy you will ever see, makes you cream when he walks in the room, and you will never be able to fall out of love with him.
by CrowningDickhead August 23, 2022
Get the Jared Hillmug. He is a cute, smart, and sporty guy. He will end up breaking your heart by not talking to you anymore. He will just ask your friends for nudes and then when you ask them if they ever sent nudes, they say they have never and then when you look at the messages you want to confront them but you don't. It's like when he stops talking to you, right away your friend runs to him like bitch are you jealous or what like what are you jealous go get your own and leave us alone. Like you get jealous when were together and then it's like you trying to get me jealous by getting with him like go fuck yourself and let me live my own life.
Jared is a cute guy.
by rose_love131897236 August 4, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. by Sally0311 September 22, 2023
Get the Jaredmug. Jarely is the most amazing person you will meet. They’re kind and sweet and will legit move mountains for you. They tend to not get the love they deserve so make show you show them their much needed appreciation
Jarely: *exists*
Everyone Else: wow 😯
Her overly protective and possessive bestie: FUCK YALL LOOKKNG AT
Everyone Else: wow 😯
Her overly protective and possessive bestie: FUCK YALL LOOKKNG AT
by You.Already.know.who.it. Is September 4, 2022
Get the Jarelymug. A man who will go till the end for his cheese he loves himself and most men do not love themselves like jared leaving jareds lonesome and depressed
by Katlynjennerhater69er November 24, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. 