i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!

I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!

One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.

by tidiris tulzwick December 14, 2008

Gao fu shuai

A slang term for a person who is tall, rich and handsome used mostly in China for the ideal guy.

Look at that Gao Fu Shuai ! He is my ideal guy!

by Cutekittys May 5, 2023

Fu Balls

Female version of blue balls.

That guy at the bar had me do turned on sexually, I went home with fu balls.

by Sunni23 February 15, 2018

fu

the abbreviation of telling fuck you .and this abbreviation is used in text messages

fu bitch

by defkane March 8, 2022

Crotch Fu Manchu

Pubic hair that sticks out the side crotch of underwear.

Bruh, your crotch fu manchu is out of control. Use a shaver or Nair!!

by Jlewd August 28, 2019

Kung Fu Jesus

Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.

Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.

by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018

Sofa-fu

Sofa-fu is a self-defense mechanism that is learnt by vigorously beating your sofa. Punches, Kicks or anything but with a sofa you can destroy all

Man, I'm gonna destroy Orange in a sofa-fu battle

by syrupapple May 23, 2019