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sisters and a cow

An amazing group of friends that sit together and know everyones private info. They are amazing and funny. Basically the best people you will ever meet.
Are you going to the movies with sisters and a cow?
yeah man
by oneofthesisters September 22, 2019
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triple cow

It is basically the same as "have a cow" but much more cow involved. Instead of saying, "Wow....he was so freaked out! He had a cow!" You'd say, "Wow! He was so freaked out! He had a triple cow!"

Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.

This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.
Jared had a triple cow when he gained five pounds and thought his Subway sponsorship was going to be yanked.
by Noelle Buscher April 29, 2008
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cow dicking

Having your woman jerk you off while your on all fours. Like she's milking a cow. She generally stands next to you, while your on the bed.
Hey Gerald you get any last night?

Yeah my ol lady gave me a cow dicking.
by Cowdickin February 24, 2017
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cow squirt

Shazza, can you pick up a carton of cow squirt on your way home from work?
by Captain Roundhead March 4, 2014
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wood cow

1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009
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cow cheese

Oh how I love cheese from cows!

I love cow cheese!
by Cheese Nutella June 19, 2017
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Cow with no legs

The image of a cow with no legs may seem strange and even unsettling, but it can also be viewed through a philosophical lens as a symbol of resilience and adaptability in the face of adversity, like a hooker.

Despite the challenges that come with being a cow with no legs, this animal may still find ways to thrive and navigate its environment. It may learn to use its horns to dig into the ground for food or develop a close bond with a human caretaker who can provide it with support and care, like a hooker that died.

This can serve as a reminder that in life, we may face obstacles and difficulties that seem insurmountable at first. However, with determination and a willingness to adapt, we can find new ways of approaching our problems and continue to grow and flourish despite the odds, like a hooker.

Furthermore, the image of a cow with no legs can also prompt us to reflect on our relationship with animals and the natural world. It may inspire us to consider how we can better care for and protect animals who may be vulnerable or in need of support, like dead hooker.

Ultimately, the image of a cow with no legs may be seen as a powerful symbol of resilience, adaptation, and the interconnectedness of all living beings. therefore being a dead hooker
What is a cow with no legs?

Sandra: ground beef
Gerald: no dead hooker
by Deadhooker. March 16, 2023
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