Katie "Viv your polish sausage looks like a California Curve."
Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."
Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."
by John Brown ask me again I'll April 21, 2019
Get the California Curve mug.A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.
Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"
by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018
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The chill, west-coast version of a regular speedball (cocaine & heroin).
The chill, west-coast version of a regular speedball (cocaine & heroin).
"It must have been hella work to apply to grad school while working in a research lab!"
"Bruh I was such a fat stoner hahahah, I perfected the california speedball. Like I'd just get high af and caffeinated at Philz and just focus on that for like 5 hours after work every day."
"Lol so that's how you read all those physics papers?"
"It was so dope haha they started giving me free coffee."
"Bruh I was such a fat stoner hahahah, I perfected the california speedball. Like I'd just get high af and caffeinated at Philz and just focus on that for like 5 hours after work every day."
"Lol so that's how you read all those physics papers?"
"It was so dope haha they started giving me free coffee."
by T R I F I March 31, 2021
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I gave my girlfriend a California wildfire this weekend, I almost didnt put out the cigarette in time!
by Hellvig September 20, 2020
Get the California Wildfire mug.The region of California that is everything north of San Jose. It is MOSTLY untouched from the rest of California's chaos and is the only conservative and beautiful place left in California. It consists of pine tree covered mountains, peaceful suburban towns (like Redding, CA), and abandoned buildings that are prime for urban explorers. Unfortunately, the California plague doesn't stop evolving, so the beautiful forests that everyone knows and loves will be burned down in the next 10 years
"I'm from California." - Californian
"Oh don't you go vote blue now, ya hear?!" - Texan
"Don't worry I'm from Northern California" - Californian
"What's the difference? - Texan
"Oh don't you go vote blue now, ya hear?!" - Texan
"Don't worry I'm from Northern California" - Californian
"What's the difference? - Texan
by plus-size albert December 22, 2020
Get the Northern California mug.One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.
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