by Minecrafttities1234 May 23, 2019
Get the Lucky Bastardmug. by Stevie September 8, 2004
Get the Sad Bastardsmug. when you're speeding, a cop who:
1.) at night, hides in plain sight without their lights on
2.) hides in one of the "emergency personel only" cut throughs on the highway
and waits until you pass him, then pulls you over
1.) at night, hides in plain sight without their lights on
2.) hides in one of the "emergency personel only" cut throughs on the highway
and waits until you pass him, then pulls you over
by superphatgurl March 21, 2010
Get the sneaky bastardmug. Somebody who is entirely self absorbed and won't do anything for anybody else. Also Sombody who drops another person in the shit.
by dannyboy1373 December 31, 2007
Get the jack bastardmug. used to describe people or things that piss off or annoy you in anyway. used only when describing the object and not to directly insult it. not to be yelled or shouted.
coined by "The Chief", June 2000 RIP
coined by "The Chief", June 2000 RIP
In response to the spider creature that knocks you over in Legend of Zelda:
"aaahh you little rat bastard"
"aaahh you little rat bastard"
by Chris and Andy August 6, 2008
Get the rat bastardmug. 
Someone who is so wrong and impossible he or she could have only been spawned from the rear end of some single possibly male homosexual person.
by Dody Bush December 11, 2008
Get the ass bastardmug.