Noun.
A profusely annoying, deafeningly loud woman whose mouth diarrhea completely dominates all the normal sounds of a bustling bar, drowning out everything else.
Conversation, ordering a drink, or enjoyment of music is rendered impossible.
This legendary beast refuses to shut the hell up and mistakenly believes one of 2 things will result from their ear-raping howls:
1) they may attract a mate by commanding attention.
or
2) people actually find them worth listening to.
Her ear-wrecking shrieks, cackling laughter, and the sheer decibel level of her voice have been known to cause the following symptoms in anyone within a 1.4 mile radius:
1) confusion
2) temporary loss of hearing
3) headache
4) uncontrollable vomiting
5) rage
6) thoughts of suicide
7) violence
Left untreated, this could result in permanent loss of hearing or death.
Treatment options include getting into your car and speeding away, or just K.O. the loud mouth bitch.
A profusely annoying, deafeningly loud woman whose mouth diarrhea completely dominates all the normal sounds of a bustling bar, drowning out everything else.
Conversation, ordering a drink, or enjoyment of music is rendered impossible.
This legendary beast refuses to shut the hell up and mistakenly believes one of 2 things will result from their ear-raping howls:
1) they may attract a mate by commanding attention.
or
2) people actually find them worth listening to.
Her ear-wrecking shrieks, cackling laughter, and the sheer decibel level of her voice have been known to cause the following symptoms in anyone within a 1.4 mile radius:
1) confusion
2) temporary loss of hearing
3) headache
4) uncontrollable vomiting
5) rage
6) thoughts of suicide
7) violence
Left untreated, this could result in permanent loss of hearing or death.
Treatment options include getting into your car and speeding away, or just K.O. the loud mouth bitch.
a) Huh? Say WHAT??? Say that again. HUH?!?! (shouts) IM SORRY DUDE, I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING OVER THAT BAR BANSHEE BY THE POOL TABLE!!!
b) I'm going home, the bar banshee is giving me a massive migraine and I've been contemplating suicide for the last 5 minutes.
b) I'm going home, the bar banshee is giving me a massive migraine and I've been contemplating suicide for the last 5 minutes.
by Glamkitten May 25, 2011
Get the Bar Bansheemug. n. An attractive female bartender who utilizes her feminine wiles to push more liquor sales to inebriated male patrons.
by Khanhster July 16, 2010
Get the Bar Temptressmug. The feeling you get the morning after you and you're friends go to a bar and wake up the next morning sore. Like you have been in a car crash.
You: Dang what did we do last night my back and my arm hurts.
Friend: I don't know what we did but it must have ended in a bar crash cause my neck and my head hurts.
Friend: I don't know what we did but it must have ended in a bar crash cause my neck and my head hurts.
by Deezo88 April 20, 2010
Get the Bar Crashmug. A rather unattractive looking person, Male or Female who sits alone at a bar looking to find a potential partner for sexual activities. They will make several advances towards the opposite sex to show thay are single and available for a sexy time. In other words they are 'On The Pull'
Oh my god... Look at that Bar Beastie to the left, he is checking us out, he won't stop staring at us.
by Adam Laidlaw June 13, 2008
Get the Bar Beastiemug. That quant little joint just outside of Point with drinks and food and entertaintment too. Bring your friends and family to little Custer for good laughs and great times too.
by Zoinks80 March 7, 2010
Get the No Problem Barmug. pee bar (n.)
A magic bar that appears when your bladder is full. It is often in reference to video game fanatics. As your bladder empties, the pee bar animated, slowly retreats back to nothing.
A magic bar that appears when your bladder is full. It is often in reference to video game fanatics. As your bladder empties, the pee bar animated, slowly retreats back to nothing.
Video game nerd (1): My pee bar is full.
Video game nerd (2): Better go empty it before it explodes.
Both snort and giggle.
Video game nerd (2): Better go empty it before it explodes.
Both snort and giggle.
by geckopaws April 2, 2012
Get the pee barmug. 1. Someone you only hangout with at the bar or club. The person is usually a major D-Bag or Bitch. But, very funny or good looking.
2. Someone you roll with to the bar to pick up dudes or girls.
3. Someone you see at the bar once in a while and hook up with. Some you would never bring home to mom, but you would have sex with in a bathroom.
4. Someone you might date, but, prolly not.
5. Someone who can drink a lot.
2. Someone you roll with to the bar to pick up dudes or girls.
3. Someone you see at the bar once in a while and hook up with. Some you would never bring home to mom, but you would have sex with in a bathroom.
4. Someone you might date, but, prolly not.
5. Someone who can drink a lot.
by DrSpinLA March 22, 2011
Get the Bar Friendmug.