new blondes

Two or more people, usually young and female, sharing two or more attributes, one of which must be ditziness.

Redheads ... they're the new blondes.

by Marhenhuh March 21, 2010

Aeroplane Blonde

Not a natural blonde, ie. one with a black box

Do you think Christina Aguilera's hair is naturally that colour, or is she an aeroplane blonde?

by Dainty Lardarse September 22, 2015

Blonde Harlot

A way gentlemen describe a thotoid with yellow hair however in respectable terminology.

"ded the Blonde Harlot giveth me her hot chocolate"

by Finkle J. Money December 29, 2017

Dumb Blonde

A blonde that doesn’t know what she is talking about.

Tomi Lahren Is a dumb blonde

by Osiriah1990 January 12, 2018

Blond Cunt

The only girl that give multiple blow jobs at one time the only person in a room that got plastic surgery and looks like a donkey.

Uhh who is that ugly whore at the party

I think that's the girl who is dating my dad and gave a blow job to my brother.

Wow she's a blond cunt.

by Cat lover 69 420 February 22, 2017

Blonde holocaust

When you hate a blonde so much you become hitler 2.0 and has them and kill them all because they a worthless human binges and deserve death

I’m going to blonde holocaust you

by MaZe__17 September 6, 2020

Blonde Plague

Blonde Plague - When a group of blonde women and/or men gather at a place and ruin it.

Don't go to that club! The Blonde Plague is there...

by JackJohn October 14, 2012