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Tennessee Handshake

Sitting on your hand until it's numb and then proceeding to using the other one to jerk off with the numb hand.
Jessie said she was too tired last night so I gave myself a Tennessee handshake, it's pretty much the same thing.
by Kinney Olaso August 18, 2024
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Tennessee charcuterie board

When you have been working in the Tennessee sun for 3 or more days without a shower. Have a girl give you a BJ and scrape her teeth/braces across your penis while running her fingers along the crease between your leg and balls collecting the mix of dry dick skin and the putrid nut cheese and using it to flavor her BJ for you. A "plus" if the resulting teeth scraping results in blood being drawn to heighten the meat and cheese flavor.
"After working in the field all week, Sarah was so horny when I got home, I didn't even have time to shower and I gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."
by Falco21 February 15, 2025
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Tennessee Blue Line

Get a train run on you by half of the local police force and haul every load.
Did you see Officer Hall run that Tennessee Blue Line? That shit was crazy.
by Skippy2020 January 14, 2023
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Tennessee Pneumatic massage

When you're lying cheek to cheek with the Mrs, and release some processed methane on her.
"I was a judge at the Volunteer Fire department chili cook off. Later that night I have the Mrs a loud Tennessee Pneumatic Massage"
by TeeRizzle February 11, 2023
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tennessee tortilla

The act of wrapping up like a tortilla with your sexual partner with blankets and proceeding to have sex like that.
"Hey bro my girl and I did the ole Tennessee tortilla last night."
by Dr diddles July 17, 2016
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Tennessee boy

"that guy knows Chinese and has bad taste in favorite superheroes, he must be a Tennessee boy"
by MikeBJohnson March 30, 2020
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Tennessee Tootsieroll

When you are ass fucking your cousin and give them a pink sock (pull out too quick and their asshole pops out). Then you caress their asshole with your tongue until the asshole goes back in.
I heard Tyler gave his cousin the Tennessee Tootsieroll last night!
by ShitbagBub June 10, 2022
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