Cougar Mountain

A middle school

Girl 1: what school do you go to
Girl 2: cougar mountain

by sparkles_unicorn_magic_littttt October 25, 2018

Happy Mountain

A preceding descriptive term that makes practically everything sound pleasing and/or amusing.

Happy Mountain Cider
Happy Mountain Chowder
Happy Mountain Village
Happy Mountain Diapers
Happy Mountain Parking Ticket

by Jasper Smeed January 9, 2010

Mountain Pirate

Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.

The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'

Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.

"Is that guy a river guide?"

"No, he is a mountain pirate"

by magicofappalachia January 17, 2023

Inverted Mountain

Another word for an idiot or a nerd

“Omg he’s such an inverted mountain!”
“I know right!”

by Anonymousbeansprout September 17, 2021

Mountain G.O.A.T

The of all the Greatest or highest amongst all the G.O.A.Ts

Amongst all the G.O.A.Ts Biggy is the mountain G.O.A.Ts

by Tamarah Hosten January 29, 2022

Mountain dew

$7 Jesus juice

Mountain dew is just like Jesus juice

by Blackvolgger August 27, 2019

Jade Mountain

A real place, but it's also a mountain in Wings of Fire (WoF) that has been made into a school by the Dragonets of Destiny (DoD.) It has five different winglets, which are the groups of dragons that go to the different classes. These winglets include one of each of the seven tribes of Pyrrhia. In Darkstalkers time, it used to be the second tallest, but an earthquake shortened the tallest mountain, making Jade Mountain the tallest.

Dragon 1: What's the tallest mountain in Pyrrhia?
Dragon 2: It's Jade Mountain. Maybe you should go to the school there, I heard it's good.
Dragon 1: Ok.

by anonymous June 22, 2023