strippers mohawk

Another name for the 'landing strip' or French waxing style of bikini wax.

That expensive prostitute I paid for sported a strippers mohawk and after taking her back to my apartment I promptly raped and murdered her.

by Johnny the rapist May 15, 2010

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matinee stripper

A stripper past her prime, often found in clubs during daylight hours.

I think I got screwed with all these matinee strippers.

by jedithebomber January 26, 2011

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A person who is a nurse by day but as soon as they get off work they lather themselves up with corn syrup and stick candy in places where they shouldn't be all while listening to candy related songs such as Sugar by Maroon 5 and A Spoonfull of Sugar by Mary Poppins.

Dude 1: "Wow look at that candy stripper"
Dude 2: "Its a wonder that she doesn't get stuck to the pole"

by Daddy2233 July 25, 2016

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Scrupple

a word that could mean anything & everything

O scrupples it's all over the floor.

Paging doctor scotty hotty its time for your scrupplectimi

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

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stripper tits

(adj.) A phrase to demoralize a person.

Hey stripper tits! You spilled my beer.

by El-Dogfather August 27, 2005

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Stripper Frustration

When a delusional stripper has yet to commit to the love she feels for a guy that comes into her club frequently, in her frustration she initiates a social boycott of him with all her girlfriends. Rumourous catcalls of "nerd", "weirdo", and "homo" at the unwitting patron usually ensue.

Your mileage may vary.

Stripper Frustration leaves you right where you started.

by Really Strong Pimp Hand August 9, 2005

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