snapped a quim string

Description of the furious and enraged state of a woman when she can't get her own way

Also known as "throwing a wobbler"

Husband "How is my wife Doctor? The nurse told me she has snapped a quim string"

Doctor "After the news you broke to her about missing your wedding anniversary to go on a fishing trip with your buddy's, I would say Katia is doing as well as can be expected. She has completely snapped her 3rd, 4th and 5th quim strings, 1 and 2 or hanging by a thread. It may be weeks...months even before re-attachment"

by Burning blue soul February 28, 2017

Lost Her String

A women who is acting like a bitch. Assumed that she is "on the rag" and lost the string to her tampon.

Dan: "That girl is a bitch dad"
Dean: "She must have lost her string!"

by SpookN December 4, 2005

String Cheese Incident

A piss poor "jam band" from colorado that has created a following of loser hippie fucks the likes of which has not seen since the waning days of the grateful dead. this once talented bluegrass band has truly pissed in down the right right leg and shit down the left in an attempt to become a brainwashing techno/trance/molly popping/hippie cultivating machine. Once good music has since been replaced by repetitive bass lines, synthesizers and electric drum machines with the hopes of creating the largest following of mindlessness ever.

The String Cheese Incident raped my dog on their way to the show tonight.

by Cheese Hater December 3, 2005

Stringy

Having wrinkled clothing

Boy you looking stringy

Damn that ass looks stringy

by Gears assassin April 22, 2015

Stringy

Stringy

Stringy

by BigPenisMan666 February 22, 2019

lemon string

another name for lime wire so that parents don't become suspicious that you have downloaded it

Come on Markie, let's download songs with lemon string.

by McJakers August 3, 2007

String Masterbate

When a man ties a tight string around his penis and slowly moves it up and down until fully erect. Then, he unties the string and rubs it all over the head of the penis until he precums. Then, the man ties the string tightly around the bottom of the penis and masterbates slowly using his right hand and rubbing his head with the left until orgasm. He then leaves the string on for another 5 minutes or until the penis is completely numb and then takes it off and rubs the head of the penis delicately until he loses his erection.

Bob: "Hey, honey, do you want to watch me string masterbate?"

Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"

by oooyiurs June 22, 2010