Stealth Fat

Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.

Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.

Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.

by twurzz June 9, 2011

Stealth Pig

A person who attempts to appear as if they are refined or otherwise proper when they are in fact promiscuious or a sexually aggressive predator.

Don't trust John he may seem like a nice guy but he really is a stealth pig.

by Nitek July 16, 2011

Stealth Help

1: verb: To help someone without them knowing that you're helping them

1: Maybe you should write a stealth help book
2: Pastor: God is a master at the art of stealth help.

by TheEpicN00b August 20, 2011

stepstool

when you take a big shit on some guy's stairs, preferably at a party of his when he's being a douche.

Dude, that douche queer was being an ass last night, so I left a huge, meaty stepstool on his stairs.

by itsmebabe(: October 16, 2011

Stealth Bomber

A stealth bomber is where you cum inside of a girl, pull out and then act like you're finishing, but you already did.

Dude I totally used the stealth bomber method on this bitch from Kentucky, and she was a virgin!

by ne0virginstealer November 30, 2011

Stastive-Upgressive

The nature or quality of a status update which is passive-aggressive.

Jim: "Based on your sarcastic status about Mafia Wars, I take it you aren't going to accept the invitation I just sent you."

Joe: "Oh, you saw that?"

Jim: "Yeah. Pretty stastive-upgressive."

by LinkToThePast October 6, 2012

stease

Stease (n.) A woman so "slutty" and nasty, she IS a walking disease.

The women in "Two girls and 1 cup" are steases.

"Ewww that's so steasy.."
Or if your a nasty F***; thats my stease.

by Micheal Fox December 5, 2012