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Pussy Stalker

A guy who stalks girls by staring at their pussies 24/7.
Luke is such a pussy stalker for staring at Kira's pussy.
by HeavyMetalGuy360 October 3, 2016
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Stalker Mcfinnigan

a person who is without a doubt awesome and is best friends with the faultwindenburger wiggins.

also can be known as a pornstar and has many enemys named keah!
Stalker Mcfinnigan: i love being a pornstar with as many enemys for which that i do!
FaultWindenBurger Wiggins: so your saying you would of never gone down any other road.
Stalker Mcfinnigan: nope!
FaultWindenBurger Wiggins: and their you have it
by Bitch Who Stole Your Hat June 16, 2011
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stalker

A stalker is a stupid asshole who doesn't want too leave someone alone and does everything to stay in contact with them. For this they even threaten their victims so that they can't block them on snapchat and instagram. They create like 20 fake accounts to follow their victim and his or her friends to see their target person in one of their pictures maybe. They always want their victims feel better but if the victim wants no more contact to feel better they dont accept this and keep annoying them everyday with attempts to start a conversation.
Stalker: Hi how are you?
Victim: can you please leave me alone. I want no contact anymore with you!
Stalker: i am sorry that I annoy you I will make amends but can we just stay friends pls?
Victim: One more chat from you and I will block you
Stalker: you know what happens when you do so!
by stan246 August 29, 2019
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Stalker's Poach

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)
These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.

These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.
by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025
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Stalker dial

When an individual repeatedly rings your mobile phone within a short period of time for unnecessary and facetious reasons.
Why’s he stalker dialling me? He’s rang me more times than I’ve had Sunday dinners. Fucking melter!
by 3pips May 3, 2018
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