squishy turtle

a girls vag

Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha

by JackReacher XMP July 5, 2010

squishy star

a squishy vagina

he he squishy star

by utuber September 12, 2010

squished ass

A feeling of incredible bodily discomfort in a cramped place.

We were squished ass during the car ride to Palm Springs.

by EpicBird July 17, 2011

squishy-faced freshy

a baby

Seems like everyone has a squishy-faced freshy these days and their pictures are plastered all over facebook.

by NellieBells August 3, 2011

Squishld

Being squashed by someone close. In an event where your being squashed by a stranger please search "Rape"

HEY! stop that I'm getting squishld.

by Jesco94 May 7, 2012

Squishy armor

Metal, armor, chains, or scales tattooed on one's body to make one appear to be tougher than one actually is. The process does not make one's skin tougher, but tends to actually tenderize the muscles, having an adverse effect on the relative toughness of the skin.

The bouncer looked tough, but we noticed it was mostly just the squishy armor all over his arms.

by batlrar October 18, 2012

squishcount

The number of casualties in an accident, terrorist attack, natural disaster or in another catastrophe. The bodycount.

"Dude, did you hear about that freak earthquake today? I'll have to check the news to get an update on the squishcount!"

by UberDoom November 9, 2012