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🦑 *squid emoji*

it's like when you 🧅 in your pants, but you get a little teared up so you 🦦. kinda like 🦩 but with more 🦀 and a little 🧂
Tatum: Anyone else feeling 🦑 *squid emoji* tonight?
Kyan: Naw, baby, I’m getting real 🐙 though. The Justice Ninja is gonna 🧅 while I ram a 🌲 up his 🍑 tonight.

Office Squid

Someone who travels around an office by propelling themselves backward in an office chair instead of walking.
Kurt doesn't get out of his office chair the entire time he's at work. I swear he's such an office squid.
Office Squid by Kurt77 May 12, 2014

Giant Squid of Anger 

A Youtube troll, or someone who just leaves awful nasty comments on Youtube videos. Term coined by the vlogbrothers, John and Hank Green, of youtube.com/vlogbrothers
Commenter: wtf this is dum thees nerdss hav nno lifes only reterds wud watch dis

Nerdfighter: Wow, it looks like the comments are being attacked by a giant squid of anger.

The squid is on the lid 

When the squid is on the lid, the secret is safe.
Don’t tell Daniel about Luisa being in love with him, the squid is on the lid.

parking the squid 

I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!
parking the squid by Bill Hagger January 28, 2016

Punching the Squid

Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.
Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."
Punching the Squid by Arcaros August 1, 2017