front scratcher

A female who is constantly scratching her crotch area, in front of others.

That front scratcher better go to the gyno soon, this is getting gross!!

by therivordreward May 19, 2005

south african scratch

This is what happens when your friend goes to South Africa and hooks up with a girl name Towamba. Slight burning sensation.

step back...he's got the South African scratch.

by Lil' Reg November 10, 2004

asian butt scratcher

When as asianis fucking you from behind and instead of gripping your hips, he scratchers your butt cheeks while ejaculating.

"Mychael pulled the ol asian butt scratcher on me last night, good thing, because I sat in an ant pile 2 days ago."

by ye olde kellmyllie September 12, 2009

back scratcher

A racial term for an illegal Mexican immigrant. It originated from the myth that Mexicans crawl under the U.S fence to get into America. In the proccess, their backs get scratched from the fence. (Also, see "wet backer")

The darn back scratcher came here just to pick strawberries?!

by Hoon Da Bar August 5, 2005

Stratch

When you wake up, to stretch and scratch at once.

When Craigy woke up he stratched, and asked for a sammich.

by Vlademirovka August 23, 2012

chicken scratch

your handwritting is so bad it looks like a chicken could have wrote the same thing....or maybe even better. you are the only one who can decifer your writtin.

yo man that handwritting looks like chicken scratch..hahahahahaha!

by eirbear2204 June 21, 2003

squatchy

Pulling down one's pants to fart, particularly (but not limited to) farting on an open fire.

"I'm about to run squatchy on this fire."

"Steve got so drunk he squatchied on his girlfriend in bed."

by Scooteronomy January 11, 2012