the Bulgarian spunk nugget

When a dog blows it’s green load all over a McDonald’s chicken nugget and makes his owner it it.

My dog gave me the Bulgarian spunk nugget last night.

by Your dads meatballs June 4, 2020

Choke and spunk

Get person one to put his cock into person two
Then get person two to put their penis in person one mouth
Get Both people to spunk at the same time
Person one should be choking on person twos spunk and person one should be spunking at the same time

the CONGRATS you have done the spunk and choke

did you hear what Ben and Flynn got up to on the weekend

yeah they did the choke and spunk

by alarriethatcanhandle May 25, 2022

Rainbow bubble of spunk

A gay lover squeezes a little washing up liquid into his partners rectum and then makes anal love to him. The resulting ejaculate mixes to a fine consistency inside the anus cavity. The anal partner, having prepared earlier by eating onion rings and sausage rolls, becomes flatulent and farts out a large bubble through the bubble mixture. This bursts over the gay lovers face, proving an intimate bond between them.

Brian held his arse cheeks apart and pointed his bum hole at Craig. He let out a controlled emission of gas and the Rainbow bubble of spunk grew to an impressive size. It burst on the tip of Craigs nose covering his face in the sticky mess. Craig laid back resplendent in joy and pleased that he'd used Fairy Liquid.

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

three spank surprise

Verb:
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.

"My boyfriend is such a prankster."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."

by @Keith_The_Rabi May 25, 2016

Skunk sack

The yeastie. Skunky smell off a man's sweaty ball sack

After a long weekend of camping I had the worst case of skunk sack!

by Stan "the sweet stink" D... June 20, 2011

spank shack

a port-a-potty, most commonly known among u.s. troops. it A place to masturbate usually trying to pretend to take a dump or before or after taking a dump.

Damn, I think big sarge jizzed all over this spank shack, i'll use the next one.

by rakkaranger January 15, 2007

spank shadow

A shadow of a person masturbating.

I could see your spank shadow from outside on those thin curtains.

by river runner June 29, 2011