A paulie spread

A cock pic

He sent me a paulie spread

by Toasty83 April 12, 2020

No spread

A way of preventing a person or group from spreading what you’ve said or done.

Can however be counteracted by a swift “Rights” from the other person.

Person A: hahaha, Felix is a total sperg.
Person B: I’m gonna tell Felix you said that!
Person A: No spread!
Person B: darn it!

by Bruh bruhton November 17, 2019

spread-bat

Like spread eagle, but upside down.

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.

by Rob April 28, 2023

pebble spread

When you go to eat a chicks ass (or dudes) and thier asshole is covered in flecks of toilet paper balls (dingleberries).

Dude, I went to go eat this chicks ass and she had the most gnarly pebble spread I have ever seen.

by roachnastee December 11, 2017

Unevenly Spread

A words describing someone who’s “Uneven”
There’s not a proper definition for this word meaning you just have to understand it.

‘Belle is a unevenly spread’
‘Ye she is but that’s not a bad thing about her’

by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022

Spread Eagle

Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner

Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.

by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024

Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces the cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but houdont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.

Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook to life.

by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018