spoon dong

Big head no girth. Just a taste, quick snack!

Dude was a spoon dong, a quick snack , but Im still hungry.

by Kitty9Mc September 11, 2022

Spoon Insurance

A much needed and often over looked life necessity, ever lose a spoon and cannot find it, ever been without one.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!

so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.

Kawaii: Bruh I cannot find my spoon?!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!

by Necri December 17, 2021

Mad as a spoon

Someone who is psychologically unbalanced and believes in facts which are illogical or ridiculous and are not believed by the mass majority of human beings, e.g. that they are a chicken, that during the night their body hair leaves it's respective follicle’s and goes out boozing or that gnomes steal their underwear.

A man who thought he was being hunted by an invisable chicken was as mad as a spoon.

by Ludovico_Drakko August 10, 2008

shit spoon

One who maliciously meddles or intrudes into other people's affairs or business.

That shit spoon Dovie sure likes to stir the shit.

by Robster Dean June 26, 2008

Spoon Rape

When you are being spooned unwillingly. Usually occures whilst sleeping in a bed with a friend and they spoon you unitentionally in their sleep however you wake up and is unable to get out of the spoon position.

"HEY! i'm not your boyfriend!" "What? Why?" "You totally spoon raped me last night!"

by Spoon Rape Victim June 3, 2009

Spoon the Hound

To pay attention to, visit, take out for the day, etc. old grouchy people who complain constantly and most loudly to those doing the spooning that NO ONE EVER COMES TO SEE ME!!

Gee I wonder why, you are such a joy to be around.

I went to spoon the hound today and got nothing but grief.

by The-Hawk September 29, 2009

active spooning

dry humping doggy style

Tank and scooby spent the evening active spooning!

by Dr. Fast April 22, 2006