Epic Song

Any song with pulse shattering vocals and face melting guitar solos. This type of song will never be heard on the radio as the general public couldn't possibly comprehend all its majesty and splendor. Songs of this magnitude are more scarce than a seal in a shark tank. So don't go naming every Nickeback single you hear epic. In fact if you listen to nickelback an epic song would break you.

Iron Maidens Number of the Beast! This little hell raiser from the 80s Is a massively epic song. Listen at your own risk and keep it away from women, children, and babie kittens.

by Doyle52 April 18, 2010

Gateway Song

It is a song (a single) that brings people in to listen and causes them to explore the band/genre after listening. After getting into the band/genre, the gateway song does not seem as great anymore. Those kinds of songs are identified with the band and are usually not as great as the other songs that the band has written. Not to be confused with songs that are one-hit wonders.

Guy 1: Welcome Home is an awesome song by Coheed and Cambria.
Guy 2: Dude, that song sucks. It's just a gateway song. They have way better songs.

by thetakedown August 14, 2010

bag song

A song that gets you in your feelings.

Marvin's Room by Drake is my bag song.

by Ilene Onya August 25, 2016

The Ketchup Song

The dull, monotonous sound produced by the wife for about one week every month when she's "got the painters in"...

I'm going down the pub - Barrymore's got his mates round for a pool party, and to make it worse the wife's singing the ketchup song!

by coughing_blood December 25, 2003

song

the best fucking thing ever.

hey did you hear that song

YES! it was the most amazing song ever

by mad.ders April 2, 2017

Apache Love Song

A sacred ritual where 2 or more people dance around a tent occupied by a furious masturbator.

We knew Rick was beatin' it inside the tent, so the 4 of us began circling the tent in an Apache Love Song.

by Rondo Boner October 15, 2009

laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song

this is what you can say to someone when you're typing to them and they go "heheheh"

I made a funny, and you go: heheheh

You can they say "You laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song."

by El_Scorcho September 8, 2003