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art soldier

A creative person devoted to free expression and willing to rough it as they create.
Basquiat was truly an art soldier. He painted what he knew and lived in grim conditions became he was so ahead of his time.
by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022
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Bake a Soldier

To deficate in snow, allowing the resultant turd to steam
Last night on our hike I had to bake a soldier cause we were too far from the cabin
by The Gentlest of Ben’s May 28, 2022
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Soldier waifu

Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021
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Soldier Appreciation Day

A day that soldiers should be given gifts and appreciated for there hardships
give soldiers something useful that they want on soldier appreciation day
by n booty pic for soldiers day February 1, 2022
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Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.
“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”
by anonymous April 14, 2022
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Paying respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.
“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”
by anonymous April 14, 2022
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PartyTrain Soldier (R.A.D)

Mostly native to Philadelphia and surrounding areas, this species survives on afterhours bars, Urban Outfitters and Puma clothing, Open SPARKS bars, and the rare partytrainanthem dance beats. The term 'soldier' is utilized to keep away non-rad-party-poopers. Easily spotted in coffeeshops, vintage stores, and record stores, provided they think they have a good haircut.
"omigod, that DJ is so rad... he's a true party train soldier"
by ma January 28, 2005
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