credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025

Gay Soap Club

The Gay Soap Club is an iconic trio who are known for demonstrating bullying, taming pigeons and showing the art of being a homosexual.

I saw the Gay Soap Club today. I asked them for an autograph.

by vemmoyo October 6, 2022

soaps dad

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by furrykitty July 3, 2022

soap opera glasses

A way to discribe the interst you take in something, the way you might take interest in a soap opera can explain how you view some other interaction. It could be overhearing a conversation, watching others from a window, following a tabloid publication or a public personality. Given how the platform for communication has become the enormity that it now is, our ability to view has amplified and those sqare eyes that those of us were promised if we sat too close or watched too much TV has become a thing of truth as the world is viewed through a screen. The affluent would view their theatrical experiences from the boxes through opera glasses. The multi platfomed entertainment/media allows us to peer through into places denied us in prior times. So our ability to view life down the lense and how we view what we see in a certain respect can be viewed as seeing through or wearing soap opera glasses

Depp v heard! I eggerly awoke each morning to tune in and follow the Depp X Heard trial, watching every live stream through soap opera glasses.

by Mistress Scarlett March 9, 2023

soap the goat

when a a man calls everyone in the a blows soap in their mouths.

i went to a porno when i did the soap the goat

by jwajdkahdn July 9, 2023

Soap

A Terrorist Organization of Autistic kids that are all Muslims and can never age

Bro, Soap gave Terrorists NUDES

by Unsqueezable Soap March 9, 2023

Soap Dodger

A person who dodges soap. It's often associated with other unhygienic practices. It originates from the cartoon show "The Amazing World Of Gumball" on Cartoon Network.

Joe: Yo what did you do in the shower u were like in there for 2 minutes?
Bob: Im a soap dodger...
Joe: ew.

by funnywordsforfunnyppl June 17, 2025