skeet monkey

One who performs or does not perform an act that makes one look like a complete idiot.

One who looks as though he is dumb enough to skeet all over himself.

One who casts a lvl. 10 cock block when he feels he is not able to pulling the poon.

look at that guy. he's drunk out of his mind and is acting like a skeet monkey. i hope his friends drops him off at darcell's.

by wujo June 16, 2004

skeet

(verb) to expell one's semenal fluid upon the visage of a female

John skeeted upon Jane

by Jiggles April 15, 2004

skeet

something I would love to do on the olsen twins!

All over thier faces

by none of yo beeswax August 7, 2004

skeet boxing

the act of jerking off and beat boxing at the same time.

yo that guy from american idol must be real good at skeet boxing.

by cheesehead12345 May 19, 2007

skeetholic

addicted to skeeting "cuming"

your mamma is skeetholic.
she skeets every 2 hours

by knight April 13, 2005

Skeetlet

A small, pellet shaped bit of semen(AKA skeet),usually
dried.

That ho's got skeetlets all over her!

by Keoncatasheiquatisha July 20, 2008

Skeetbox

a skeet box is a term used to describe a knieving girl. it can be used also to describe a girl that can't leave the boys alone. she always has to be out and about skeetboxin the boys.

"That girl is a skeetbox, she needs to find her own man."
"Look at her over there skeetboxin with all the boys."
"Once a skeet always a skeet."

by broooke May 7, 2008