skippendix

A skippendix is a fictive organ which can cause ailments preventing one from going to school or work. This is also referred to as skippendicitis.

Ah man, can't make it to class today, my skippendix hurts.

by alphageek.dk April 28, 2014

skipid

Skipid is a word describing an incredibly smart and attractive person with a high IQ and a large manhood.

-Hey look, it’s NAME!
-They’re the definition of Skipid. So smart and sexy ;)

by incredibly sexy individual May 24, 2021

Skipples

Skidded nipples

She took off her bra and she had skipples!!!

She flashed her skipples and had to give her beads back at mardi gra!

by MsDaygo71 January 29, 2023

Skipping Rocks

When you take a dump that feels like a good one but instead shoot out tiny pebbles that are unsatisfactory and usually splash up and leave your bottom wet. A benefit of this is that you will most likely be left with a 'rock bottom' that is a no mess no fuss clean up with little to no toilet paper usage.

I.e. : I was gonna lay some cable but instead wound up skipping rocks when I got home, but at least it was a one wiper.

by ToiletMint69 February 9, 2023

Speed Skipping

Taking Adderall and XTC together.

"Woah I didnt know ur eyes were all black"
looks at pupil
"im speed skipping"

by woahimbomb April 10, 2009

swole skipping

The act of skipping in a delighted and fruity manner by a man that is extremely swole, in which swinging of the arms and a retarded smile is added.

Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.

Johnny: "WTF is that?!

Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"

Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"

by Douchenator108 March 14, 2011

shit skipper

A fart that skips past the shit yet carries the smell. Not to be confused with shart.

Ah that was a shit skipper. Time to worship the porcelain throne.

by Rance Degen February 27, 2021