When something is sideways and backwards at the same time. Normally used as a substitution for sidways/backwards in dirty jokes.
Friend 1: Look at my penis!
Friend 2: It looks a little backwards, why is the tip not at the end.
Friend 1: Don't mind that, my penis is sidewards
Friend 2: It looks a little backwards, why is the tip not at the end.
Friend 1: Don't mind that, my penis is sidewards
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by TonyVernon78 July 1, 2022
Get the Slideways mug.The ACT of securing paper money connected to translucence high test line in a public area while staying hidden. When someone attempts to retrieve the seemingly Lost cash the fisherman pulls or reels the cash out of reach. Usually a sport performed with $50 bills or larger for maximum comedic effect.
Dude I just went sidewalk fishing today and totally tricked some rich bimbos into chasing my money.
I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.
I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.
I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.
I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.
by Goatmangold September 2, 2022
Get the Sidewalk Fishing mug.Similar in effect to the spiritual cleansing or rebirth of denominations which practice Water Baptism, Sidewalk Baptisms differ in that they are spontaneous, involuntary, and predicated by violence.
A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.
You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.
A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.
You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.
by Vodik_VDK October 19, 2022
Get the Sidewalk Baptism mug.A person who operates a business on city sidewalks that is based on collecting money from passers-by, generally by means of shouting, verbal intimidation or performing outrageous stunts.
The sidewalk entrepreneur typically lives on the streets, however, they differ from their homeless counterparts commonly in that they do not beg or intentionally show weakness in an effort to collect money from others.
The sidewalk entrepreneur typically lives on the streets, however, they differ from their homeless counterparts commonly in that they do not beg or intentionally show weakness in an effort to collect money from others.
I was having dinner with my friend on the patio of that new steakhouse downtown and we watched sidewalk entrepreneurs try to earn money the whole evening.
by Mberry87 February 2, 2023
Get the Sidewalk Entrepreneur mug.Tara's husband is so old that to spice up their night out, he asked for sidewalk head on the way home from the Hot Shoppes.
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