Shitty Bud

The shit that you buy.
The shit that nobody wants, but smokes it anyway.
The shit that's shit.
Shitty bud.

Look in your bowl, now look at me, back at your bowl. You wish that I was in it, but I'm not. There's shitty bud in there and I'm the best of weeds.

by Nigga Tard December 30, 2011

Shitty Sex

"Shitty Sex" not only accounts for the underwhelming performance in bed, but also when sexually aroused by shitting while being fucked.

Hey Babe, had fiber cereal this morning, give me 30 minutes and then we can have shitty sex.

by JHockeySwag February 1, 2021

Shitty Bags

A comical gesture towards a friend to gain attention of the victim.

Piles - an alternative meaning bags of shit hanging from your arse

C'mere shitty bags

by SCHIZENHOWER June 8, 2009

Shitty Baby

A person or thing that is simultaneously cute and really fucking annoying at the same time.

My dog is a shitty baby but I still love her.

by Chriswww98 August 9, 2019

Shitty McTitternipple

Just a complete and utter twat.

Ignorant.

Lacking intelligence.

Your best friend.

Hey Shitty McTitternipple, learn how to drive!!!

by Empress Cunty May 14, 2019

shitty parent

A shitty parent is when your parent skips the adult duties they promised to do while your mother was carring you in her stomach. A shitty parent is when your parent leaves for long periods of time. When they dont supply you with things you need and depend on others to do so. Ect. Ect.

Kathrine is such a (shitty parent). What a bitch.

by OpalLucy17 September 19, 2017

Shitty Bus

When you take the most atomic, deadly, eye-burning, nose-hair tingling, slash-slinging shit on a charter bus.

Why does my nose burn so bad?
That's the power of shitty bus, baby.

by Haleysdick December 15, 2016