by PrincessRose0413 February 19, 2022
Get the Angry Service Truck mug.A phrase that will strike fear into the hearts of Oregonians and Jersey Folk as they're the only two states left in the country that have the privilege of getting their gas pumped by tweakers. It is their God given rights to get the wrong fuel grade pumped into their vehicle, lose their gas cap, and have gas poured down the side of their vehicle all at the fault of the town junkie.
Hey Deloris! Let's take a trip out of state! Just make sure we fill up before we cross the border because there's only Self service gasoline from there on out!
What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!
This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!
If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"
I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!
This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!
If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"
I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
by Smokable June 18, 2022
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It's like an ERECTION BUILD UP.
A FORM OF INSURANCE using the right individual.
Someone in VEGAS AT THE D CONCIERGE approaches me saying you are in the "SECRET SERVICE" as what that really entails as "NOBODY KNOWS " the services you will be providing except the SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE at the right time.
A FORM OF INSURANCE using the right individual.
Someone in VEGAS AT THE D CONCIERGE approaches me saying you are in the "SECRET SERVICE" as what that really entails as "NOBODY KNOWS " the services you will be providing except the SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE at the right time.
Look PRESIDENT DONALD J0HNATHAN TRUMP did nothing wrong when he stormed the WHITE HOUSE as the SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE ALAN I WALDMAN PEDOPHILE as that other SHIT does not matter as GRABBING HER BY THE PUSSY MAN won't do am ounce of PRISON TIME as this PROXY SUCKER MANDALAY BAY REAL SH00TER way back as the REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL TASK FORCE TRUSTEE as the build up is over AS SHIT IS G0D resulted.
Look this is a future trend as getting to the bottom of these MASS MURDERS will find the right SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE to be in PRISON for somebody else as to go into what is not said of "NO EXISTENCE".
Look this is a future trend as getting to the bottom of these MASS MURDERS will find the right SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE to be in PRISON for somebody else as to go into what is not said of "NO EXISTENCE".
by MASS KILLING EXPLOSION June 22, 2022
Get the SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE mug.In the choice is between blind service to the planet and blind service to the horde I’m taking whichever one causes the insulin shortage.
Hym “It’s blind service either way and what you’re doing is just as bad as using fear and compulsion sooo.... maybe everyone will get hungry enough that I may be able to convince them join me in gnawing on your bones 🤷 ♂️ I die either way.
by Hym Iam October 28, 2022
Get the Blind service mug.Eels live differing lengths of time depending on species, habitat, whether or not they are in da wild or raised in captivity, etc., and so it's uncertain when a memorayal service will be held in any given locale.
by QuacksO May 29, 2023
Get the memorayal service mug.Giving a woman lip service is to use your lips, tongue and mouth on her vulva with intent to bring her to orgasm, as she rightfully deserves.
His enthusiastically gave me some of the most sensational lip service, causing me to buck uncontrollably.
His lip service was so heavenly I could have swore I died and became reborn again.
He asked if I wanted his lip service in exchange for prepping dinner so I eagerly agreed since I don't mind cooking.
His lip service was so heavenly I could have swore I died and became reborn again.
He asked if I wanted his lip service in exchange for prepping dinner so I eagerly agreed since I don't mind cooking.
by New_application January 30, 2024
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Dam bro we really gave her the Rail Service!
Let’s meet up with that girl at the bar and give her the Rail Service!
Let’s meet up with that girl at the bar and give her the Rail Service!
by Chocosaltyballs May 5, 2024
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