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sense of humor cancer

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The inability to laugh, relax, take it easy, or find jokes funny. People with sense of humor cancer are typically perfectionists who never laugh. They can also appear as radical conservative assholes like Ann Coulter, or liberal hippie douchebags that have to defend everything. And if they smile at anything, it's the most vapid form of obvious humor. They take everything absolutely seriously and are usually an absolute buzzkill.

Sense of humor cancer can metastasize so badly that the victim may hate and be jealous of others who actually have a sense of humor.
"My sister lives in California, protests in demonstrations, hates all men, and never laughs at anything. I think she has sense of humor cancer."
by Android21A August 16, 2012
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To hold your dick in both hands and slap your beloved across the face, as if you were chopping off their head.
"Hold your head up so that I can't Sensai-Slap you with my sword!"
"Jack Sensai-Slapped the shit out of me the other night and I can't move my neck!"
by toastanddogs October 14, 2015
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Sensier is a charming, loving, halarious, honest and loyal boyfriend that will pick you up when you fall and be your shoulder to cry on. He doesn't deserve to be hurt because he is a person whom no one could replace and that's why people love him.
Girl 1: Did you see Sensier today?
Girl 2: yes, he helped me with a math problem I didn't understand.
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Homo-sensei

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An open homosexual (or gay person) who takes on the responsibility of answering a new gay or questioning person's questions about GLBT related topics. Derived from the japanese word 'sensei' meaning 'teacher'.
GUY 1: "Dude, I didn't know they were friends."
GUY 2: "They weren't, until the older one became the younger one's homo-sensei."
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Boner sensitive

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The inability to touch or overly sensitive sensation a male gets in his dick after an ejaculation or eruption has occurred.
This chick tried playing with my dong after I emptied my bags on her chest but couldn't let her cuz my piece was still to boner sensitive.

While I was diggin this chick out last night I went for her nips but she pulled my hands off, they must have to been boner sensitive.
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Kaiba-sensai

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A big pp'd uwu femboy who is also a giant prick and eats alot despite being thinner then a fucking lampost
Person1: is that kaiba-sensai because that dude looks like a prick
Person2: could be let's go ask
by Kaiba-sensai April 25, 2021
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