School

Where everyone is taught to become a robot and to be told that you are dumbass. The tears of hell.

Rick: We should invent robots!

Lisa: Lets go to an engineering school for college!

Teacher: Dumbass

by StrawberryNerd15215 October 29, 2018

school

🔥HELL🔥

school ;the place where dreams die
person 1) hey dude where are you going?
person 2) *coughs* hell *coughs*
person 1) ...school?
person 2) ...
person 1) ... same

by kayakthefish September 7, 2016

School

The fucked up place where teachers rot your brain with Algebra, Science and all the other classes that make you gag.

T: Remember to memorize page one through one hundred in your school textbook!

S: there goes another brain cell

by Mr.Cookiez64 January 21, 2015

School

A place where kids get torched for 18 years. They start at the age of 5 years and end school at 17 or 18

Divided into two school years -

Primary - Preschool to Year 7
Secondary- Year 8 to Year 12

Maths, English and Science are the worst subjects
Uniforms Polices - Wearing Uniform and looking neat

Exams and Assignment are a form of punishment

Student asking the teacher about history

Student - "I thought Child Slavery was banned in the 1860s so why do we still have to go to school"

Teacher - We get payed to teach you, so suck it up -.-

by schoolboy69 April 23, 2014

School

A shooting range for anyone who got the guts. (America)

Dude, I love this school they got the moving targets

by Monke with Waffle November 15, 2022

school

Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

example 1
kid: Mom I hate school
mom: why is that
kid: its in the name school it self mom
mom: what do you mean
kid: school stands for six cruel hours of our lives

example 2
kid 1: I hate school
kid 2: i know right school is "school"

by ersdisanta June 4, 2015

School

A place of work and stress where your brain explodes into knowledge and you turn into Albert Einstein.

School is a place that you learn stuff.

by Dr. Dude Man January 22, 2018