shitting

you shit what am I supposed to say?

I am shitting

by nooooooo!!! May 23, 2024

Shnutting

When you jerk off and shit at the same time as you cum

“Dude I was shnutting to your mom last night”

by LukasTheRezlit June 11, 2024

Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.

I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.

by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025

shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV

a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce

Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline

by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025

Garble-schnorting

The act of faking out/kidding someone, usually sending them into an ALL CAPS RAGE!!!

Screw ball: OMG dude i think i just stepped on ur phone while it was charging...!

Friend of screw ball: ARE YOU GARBLE-SCHNORTING ME!?!?

by MugShootr June 29, 2011

kendall schmidting

Stealing intellectual property.

(See: plagiarism copyright law pussy)

-Hey, did you see Melania Trump kendall schmidting Michelle Obama?
-Yea! How lazy was that?

by WoodyOmicron November 21, 2016

French shitting

When you go ass cheek to ass cheek and shit into each other's assholes?

Did you make it with that bitch last night?

Yeah we were French shitting all night long

by 89023 July 22, 2017