When you have a finger-full (usually the index finger) of sour cream and you sneak up on someone and smear it across their upper lip. Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but done with sour cream as in the movie Still Waiting.
While we were having nachos I Sour Cream Sanchez'ed my date. He was so pissed he Pirate'd me to get even!
by Pandora Handcock February 28, 2009
When a man sticks a baseball bat in a girls ass. take it out and then he rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a mustache.
Yankee Sanchez, dirty Sanchez, nasty Sanchez
by Aunt Shay Shay March 31, 2009
Tall, cunning and does not have the biggest dick he still can pleasure guys the most out of everyone, girls get jealous of him of his flow
by Flores153 May 01, 2018
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, but from the female angle... Where a woman wipes blood or other secretions from her cooter and smears it under the nose of her unsuspecting victim, thereby leaving a rosey moustache behind...
"Hey, I thought I'd surprise my girl with a Dirty Sanchez last night, but the bitch turned right around and hit me with her stinky Rosey Sanchez..."
by Dirrty Squared December 31, 2008
When a woman finger bangs her self in front of a man and then pulls her finger out to drag it under the mans nose.
Bob was turned on watching Cindy finger bang her self but nearly barfed when she gave him the "miss dirty sanchez".
by Mandieet January 10, 2007
Like the Dirty Sanchez but to complete the act to make it a double, the woman (or man) will kiss their partner on the lips, smearing the 'tash onto their lip as well.
by JC Meister July 06, 2004
1)An obvious combination of three seperate sexually perverse maneuvers, being:
1.The Dirty Sanchez 2.A Strawberry Short Cake, and 3.The Abe Lincoln.
2) About as low as a man can be in his mistreatment of a woman at their most vulnerable moment.
1.The Dirty Sanchez 2.A Strawberry Short Cake, and 3.The Abe Lincoln.
2) About as low as a man can be in his mistreatment of a woman at their most vulnerable moment.
by jrh5356 April 22, 2005