Sample

Taking a sample is when you stick your fingers into your underwear and probe and scratch your buthole area and then smell the "sample".

I was feeling a little dirty and unshowered, so I took a sample and confirmed.

by Sirvancealott August 24, 2006

samuel💣

samuel💣 is a horny mf who has no friends and is very desperate and i constantly begging girl for head when this ugly hasn’t had first kiss yet

oh no samuel💣 is trying to ask for head again

by downey monkey monkey 543 October 21, 2021

collect samples

to masterbate.

Was created while NYU students were trying to come up with ideas for research in applied mathematics and though of doing research in masterbation. One student volunteered to "collect some samples."

Yo man I need to go to the bathroom and collect samples for this project.

by en1ightened August 16, 2006

whitmans sampler

A Whitman's Sampler is a highly specialized sexual move that takes commitment from both partners.

A man grows his pinky fingers nail long > 3cm , he then lays a large cable on their partners chest. He then runs his nail down the center of the turd to create a channel down it. This channel is filled with semen making a "chocolate eclair".

Once the eclair is filled the partner who laid the cable provides his nail (still filled with crap) to the recipient whom then samples the excrement.

“Jenny my new girlfriend says she wants to take the relationship to the next level, I am going to give her a Whitmans Sampler on the weekend to show her my love”

by Sir FistAlot August 28, 2014

Dirty Samuel

v. and n. When a bowl is cashed in one's hand, then the ash is slapped and wiped on the victim's knee

v.) I dirty samueled your mom last night.
n.) Hand me a napkin, I gotta clean off this dirty samuel.

by JDubD October 24, 2007

Royal Sampler

When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date.

"Yo, that dude must be a monarch; he's had like twenty royal samplers this year!"

by Asna January 20, 2009

Smule

An American mobile app developing company that specializes in developing social music-making applications for iOS, Android, and Amazon.com Kindle Fire.
Some of its products are:
"Sing! Karaoke", "AutoRap", "Guitar!", "Ocarina 2", "Glee Karaoke", "I Am T-Pain", "Ocarina", "Magic Piano", "Magic Fiddle", "Sonic Lighter", "Zephyr", "Leaf Trombone: World Stage"

I love that Smule app "Sing! Karaoke!" It is so much fun.

by FuqBiotch September 25, 2017