Sam

A small guy that has an annoying squeaky voice, wanks to his mum and sucks off dogs

Why is Sam ducking off a dog

by Big D*** June 2, 2015

Sam

Has large boobs and small heart. Buddy needs some blistex. He is a boy not a man he is smol and bad at hocki, do not even tri to go for him becus he onli goes for amish ladys, he is rassist and last of al. Haz a thai knee dik

Susie: oh my god Jared broke my heart, he also haz smol dik and ugli Amish gf now
Raspberry: he’s such a sam

by qhqhqqhhqhh May 2, 2018

Sam

A Hypocritical homophobe !!!

TWO Gays walk past holding hands ewwwwwwww thats gross .. later sam sees to Lezbians kissing mmm thats hot!!

by A true penis lover February 12, 2010

Sam

the most amazing and gorgeous blerd on the planet :)
i love you so much, i always will <3

amber<3sam

by avagambvager September 9, 2011

SAM

Someone
Amazing at
Masturbating

I'm a real sam

by Lord and savior hentai May 20, 2018

Sam

Sam is a dick. Plain and simple. He is the most insecure pearson I have ever met and your sure to hate him.

Sam is such a cunt.

by BigusDickus July 19, 2017

Sam

Sam is a guy who is a McDonald's Eating Trash nugget he knows what he is saying is wrong but says it anyway

Damn Sam just stfu
Sam you never got hit by a car

by Yeeoit1257 November 3, 2017