social spam

To recommend products to friends, with the open or hidden intention to earn money, or in other ways try to profit from it.

Friend: This product is awesome! Please buy it!
You: OK, I'll buy one.
Friend: One?! Ha ha ha! No, you must buy at least 50, and then you must sell it to your friends to gain big profit! You'll be rich!
You: No thanks.
Friend: So you're saying no to big money – you're pretty slow, aren't you?
You: Fuck you and your social spam! And don't ever call me again!

by Mr. Turbo May 25, 2008

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sir spam

One of the knights of the octagon table. Sir Spam the Spam Pirate is captain of her ship, the Spam Bucket, and has a quite un-spammy crew. Weilds the spam sword. Has an albino Ferret named Raxoth.

First Mate Harry: arr, sir spam, i be spottin land a-ho!

Sir spam: there be spam at this port?

First Mate Harry: *sighs heavily* aye, cap'n.

by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004

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Liquid Spam

What runs out of the Rigger Monkey after a return from another death-defying trip servicing his crew.

Man, it's a wonder he has any guts left, about 2 liters of Liquid Spam ran out his ass when we were done!

by donkeycum April 25, 2003

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spam

anything that really sucks

"That nasty canned garbage must be Spam."

by r0bby November 22, 2003

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Poop Spamming

To write poop over and over again in a chat or email to annoy friends.

Rokr23: Duuude what was tonight's hw?
DvaGina: POOOOOOP POOOOOOP PPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP
Rokr23: Stop poop spamming me!!!

by Disappear101 June 12, 2009

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grandma spammed

Receiving multiple forwarded emails containing useless, sappy, moronic, or otherwise unwanted information from an elderly female.

I checked my email to look for your message, but I couldn't find it in the long list of forwarded junk mail from my mother. I've been grandma spammed !

by Jane Ruby-Moose February 18, 2011

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