Rule 35

Rule 35 states, if porn of it (whatever "it" is) cannot be found, then porn of it will be made.

See also: Rule 34

Damnation and ruination, I'll rule 35 it myself if I have to, but I'm working on commissions, so SOMEBODY TAKE THE BAIT!

by Emtu January 25, 2007

Columbus Rule

Declaring yourself the winner in the middle of a petty, nonsensical argument by stating, "I win". By doing this, you are officially the winner of the argument in question. This rule is named after Christopher Columbus, who declared that he discovered a country he did not in fact discover, but still receives the credit for doing so.

Cole: What are you talking about? Just because I'm black doesn't mean I love fried chicken!

Stephen: Yes it does. I win.

Cole: What?! You can't do that!

Stephen: Yes I can. Columbus rule. Suck it.

by Captain Rummidew June 11, 2010

road rules

Another mistake that MTV aires to appease the losers that watch this crap.

Person 1: wanna watch some road rules?

Person 2: nah, I'd rather go help my grandpa wax his pubes.

by The Unsilent Majority July 14, 2003

Rule 002

If it goes down, it goes on Facebook.

A meme based off of disturbing pictures found on facebook. A motivational poster is created with the image and titled "Rule 002: If it goes down, it goes on Facebook"

by jakob002 May 03, 2011

bowerman rule

the law that says a man's hair can be no longer than his penis.

named after bill bowerman, who instituted the rule when he coached the university of oregon track team.

- cut your hair, hippie!
- piss off man: bowerman rule.

(or)

- looks like you need another haircut.
- aw man, i shaved it yesterday!
- sorry dude, bowerman rule.

by ocon April 02, 2007

Rules of Quidditch

When a TV show, movie or book needlessly repeats details from earlier episodes, usually to the annoyance of fans. The term originates from the Harry Potter book series, where the rules of the wizarding sport were painstakingly explained at the beginning of nearly every book.

"We can miss the first five minutes of 24, it's just Rules of Quidditch anyway."

by thaggas December 11, 2011

Rule 52

If you only see her face, she's fat.

Example:

Guy 1: see that! That face! She is so hot!

Guy 2: What about the rest of the picture?

Guy 1: Isn't there.

Guy 2: She's fat. Rule 52

Guy 1: Dammit!

by Random_is_me June 07, 2010