someone who takes up much needed space in the living room that could be used for legitamate stoned people.
Charley: Man, shes taking up so much sofa.
Karl: Yeah she's such a pudsey pudding!
Charley: Heffer. What a draaaaag
Karl: Yeah she's such a pudsey pudding!
Charley: Heffer. What a draaaaag
by Rogermctittytwatthethird January 17, 2008
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Get the Diaper Pudding mug.A special beer which is drunk in between the normal beer of choice as a treat or nice change from the cheap session beer. When the person does not have much money but uses the pudding beer as something to look forward to.
E.g. Drinking a few pints of stella followed by a banana bread beer.
Phil: Nice pint Jack, is that your pudding beer?
Jack: Yeah hammered my way through some stella to earn myself this baby.
Phil: Well done mate u bit tipsy then?
Jack: Yeah hammered my way to numb weller and kill babies
Phil: Oh dear Jack.
Phil: Nice pint Jack, is that your pudding beer?
Jack: Yeah hammered my way through some stella to earn myself this baby.
Phil: Well done mate u bit tipsy then?
Jack: Yeah hammered my way to numb weller and kill babies
Phil: Oh dear Jack.
by Stanley The Manly February 10, 2009
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“Dude, last night was awesome with my girl, but after we 69’d, I came back with some Pinocchio pudding.”
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Hey, guess what? I walked in on Carter pud whacking in the basement of his mom's, boyfriends, grandmas, uncles, aunts house.
Dude, have you see Logan today? No, but I'm sure he is in his room pud whacking.
Dude, have you see Logan today? No, but I'm sure he is in his room pud whacking.
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"Oh my god, I just got off!"
"Well, I didn't, you egg-timing bastard."
"..."
"You know what this means."
"Curly pudding?"
"Get down there."
"Well, I didn't, you egg-timing bastard."
"..."
"You know what this means."
"Curly pudding?"
"Get down there."
by handy devil September 18, 2013
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