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Pickle Press

PICKLE PRESS. PRESS. THAT. SHIT. AHHHHHHRGHRHGRHRHHHHH. So what is a pickle press you may ask?

Pickle press: the act of cooling the warm moist pickle on the nice and cool window. OR. the act of trying to get the pickle stuck IN WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MANIAC. anyway. Remember gizmoa lovely innocent cat. never. EVER. EVER PICKLE PRESS IN THE WINTER. Gizmo: *meow*. don't worry the cat will be JUST FINE. anyway. let's put the pickle press into a greater context of deeper understanding while we transcend into the wilker milker galaxy AND FIND THE ULTIMATE GIZMO PICKLE.
Gizmocat: *meows innocently*

(HELP. HELP ME. HELP HELP)

Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!

Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass.

So now we are here and you have reached the end. Now you have a deeper UNDERSTANIDNG. sorry. Um. deeper understanding. of... THE PICKLE PRESS.
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Pressed

Being under pressure or making a big deal out of nothing
by Anonymous 2982 October 23, 2019
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double finger press

The most perfect pressure on a man’s supple taint, indirectly stimulating the prostate in such a way to top off an orgasm.
Last night I put the most perfect pressure on his rainbow bridge, and I gave him that good ole double finger press, and he gushed like old faithful.
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Pressed Hotdog

Like a pressed ham but use the ol’ wiener instead of the butt. Press your hotdog into the glass.
I’ll see your pressed ham & raise you with a pressed hotdog.
by Nnnnnnn??? July 27, 2019
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Pressed

When your feeling suicidal and depressed from getting harassed; Or just want to beat up your neighbors annoying 4 year old daughter who pulls up every day wearing a onesie; Juice Wrld
Mom: O the neighbors daughter came to say hi today

Me: Im fockin pressed
by MicroIMP January 20, 2021
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Pressed like a panini

Anger at being picked last
on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 11 Miss Vanjie looked at stone-faced Scarlet Envy getting picked last for a movie challenge and quipped “she looks pressed like a panini”
by Uncle Joosie March 7, 2025
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I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.
by gl.dot August 12, 2023
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