Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022

Dropping bombs on porcelain town

1) To release a vicious poop into a toilet

Id steer clear of the bathroom, someone is dropping bombs on porcelain town.

by EffectiveElm413 March 20, 2024

Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 1, 2025

see a man about some porcelain

Go to the bathroom

*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.

by donnylovedbowling November 2, 2021