potato calves

A person's tan, crusty, and lumpy calves, usually exposed when they roll up their pants to play basketball.

Hey Reche, pull up your pants, we don't want to see those nasty potato calves.

by FlashBulb June 5, 2003

Potato chips

The best vegetable.

I love to eat potato chips.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

gay potato

A super gay homo potato if you managed to ever see this gay potato stay away the gay potato is vary dangerous

This gay potato ate my baby

by King of yeet a September 17, 2018

big potato

someone very important or famous,like dignitary,magnifico or celebrity.

Stephen Spielberg is a big potato in Hollywood.

by superyellow September 7, 2006

Ass Potatoes

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

Couch potato

Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.

Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

"You're such a couch potato!"

by RabbidSquirrel October 15, 2006

i'm a potato

Saying this refers to the fact that someone is ugly, strange, and/ or fat.

You can also refer to someone as a potato if they are dull, uninteresting, or boring. Such as:

"Mary is such a potato"
"David asked me to prom, but he's a potato so I'm not going"
"Our professor is such a potato."
"Dude I'm a potato"

by Marapotatoe December 10, 2013